Condiment Gun

The creators of this gun must not enjoy the evil simplicity that is the ketchup packet...bummer.

Video: Las Ketchup - "The Ketchup Song"

This song is mad funny! I don't know what the hell they are talking about but these ladies are all bangable. And the breakdown is mad funky!

But can someone please translate this ish?

Video: Chester French - "She Loves Everybody" *Ketchup Artist*

Chester French are a New Age pop band that is killing the game right now. Smooth vocals over buttery melodies. They even have the official co-sign of Pharrell and his label Star Trak. You should know these cats as well. If not, ketchup please. Keep snacking!

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Video: Monkey Steals Ketchup Bottle

Obviously, this monkey knows where it's at!

Music: Clockwork Monkey - "Ketchup"

This is a cool little track to throw in and confuse the fuck outta whoever you rolling with at the time!

Stay tuned...You will be seeing a remix of this jawn. Ain't I so hip?!

You can get more Clockwork Monkey here.


Clockwork Monkey - "Ketchup"

Video: Vandalyzm - "The Intro..." *Ketchup Artist*

Vandalyzm hails from St. Louis, and reps for Hall Of Justus. This man is truly a lyrical beast. Not to mention he raps on the type of tracks that no other emcee would touch. Much respect for my homie Van and I wish him all the success in the world! Keep snacking!

Video: Cool Trick With Ketchup Packet

Ketchup In A Bottle Trick !! - The funniest movie is here. Find it

Video: The Roots - "Rising Up" (feat. Chrisette Michelle & Wale) (Just Plain Ant Remix) *Ketchup Artist*

Just Plain Ant is a producer from the Richmond, VA area and is quickly becoming a force to be reckoned with. This here is just a taste of the man's soulful renditions. Here is his take on The Roots' "Rising Up". Kinda makes me forget that other version. Keep snacking!

No, I'm not Ketchupman...but Someone is!

I saw this shit and had to post it! Funny stuffs indeed.

Ketchupman:

Is there such a thing as sodium-free ketchup? Scott F.

I am not aware of a sodium-free ketchup out there however I found a No Salt Added product and added it to our website. This is ketchup indicates it is “not sodium free” – however no salt has been added as is with almost all other ketchups.

Here is a link to the No Salt Added Ketchup.



Dear Ketchupman,

What's the meaning of "fancy" ketchup? What's so fancy about it? Bryan H.

By its nature, ketchup is synonymous with fancy.

That is why the expression "Black Tie and Ketchup" means a fancy occasion. That is why the expression "She caught my ketchup" means "Caught my fancy." And last, "Fancy Smancy" means the same as "Ketchup Smetchup."

Ketchup is always fancy.


Ketchupman:

What difference does it make whose name is on the label, aren't they all the same?.

Ketchup Curious Reno, NV

Dear KM:

That is the most common mistake made about ketchup.

The different types of tomatoes, their growing conditions, the quality of ingredients, and homemade recipes make each type of ketchup at ketchup unique.

Clearly there are brands of less expensive products. But there is a difference between gourmet and ordinary; quality and standardized; and custom cooking or cooking in large vats.

There is more to life than Heinz, Hunts, and DelMonte!


Dear KM:

Is there a difference between ketchup and catsup?

Jason

I wish there were a definitive answer for this, but it seems to be more explained by marketing than history. The two spellings are used by manufacturers for reasons that have nothing to do with a difference between "ketchup products" vs. "catsup products". Some like the way one looks/appears better than the other, though ketchup has become the more popular spelling in the US. -- [ SOURCE ]

Video: Speed Painting w/ Ketchup and Fries

WTF is right! This person sure has talent(I think?). And the music is boss...

Check here for more info.

Video: The Cool Kids - Speedpainting by Salena

This video is dope! Song is "Black Mags" off The Cool Kids The Bake Sale EP.

Ketchup, The Restaurant

Looks to be a hip spot in L.A. They also have a restaurant in Huntsville, Alabama? Hmmm. The title was only fitting. You can check it out at the website below.

http://www.dolcegroup.com/ketchup/

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Video: The Knux - "Cappuccino" *Ketchup Artist*

The Knux are a crazy duo from "Hollywood, By way of New Orleans". Their sound is phenomenal! This track, "Cappuccino", is a little old but still funky enough to get daily rotation. Spread the word! Keep snacking!

Video: EENJ - "A New Day" *Ketchup Artist*

These are my dudes EENJ and their video for A New Day, a soulful track that keeps my head nodding. Much love for these cats. Members include Eliturite, Precise, and Just Plain Ant. This is the title track off their mixtape, which is available for download here. Be on the lookout for some exclusive EENJ & Sleaze in the coming weeks. Keep snacking!

My Fave!

Through it all, this is my favorite tomato sauce.

*Ketchup Artists*

Every day I will be posting a different artist that has my undying attention(for the moment!) These are artists I feel don't get the attention or the respect they deserve. Some are new artists. Some are established artists with loyal fanbases. All of them need you to "ketchup" however. Keep snacking!


Brad Oblivion
Carlitta Durand
Chester French
Cool Kids
EENJ
Frontside
Jonathan Frost
Just Plain Ant
Rhymefest
Santogold
The Knux
Tiara Wiles
Tor Cesay
Vandalyzm
Wale

Video: The Cool Kids - "Delivery Man" *Ketchup Artist*

This will be the first in a long list of my "Ketchup Artists". These artists are new to the game but deserve your respect. Keep snacking!

Ketchup Please?

I decided to do a correlating blog along with this series of beat-mixes. I say series because with the sheer number of beats I have, I need to be doing this once a month!.

On this blog you will see a lot of different interesting things, all revolving around the ketchup idea. Music, restaurants, nightlife, cool vids, monkeys and more; all dealing with the lovely tomato sauce. I hope to add a lot of interesting facts along with stuff I'm into.

All these things you can say help molded this project. The idea of a packet of pleasure intrigues me. So that's what I hope to give you. Pleasure in a packet.

Please. Ketchup.

What is Ketchup Packets?

Ok wsup world! It's the one and only Sleaze here to drop a jewel on all ya'll. I want to formally introduce this whole "Ketchup Packets" idea. Those that really know me, know that I like two things....making beats and writing rhymes. And I ain't just a part-time producer. This is my life! Nothing pleases me more than listening to old records, you know that ole' soulful shit, and attempting to recreate that vibe with a Sleaze twist.

But this creates a problem.... I have entirely tooooooo many beats!!! They cluttering up my mainframe so I decided to give some of them away. Free of charge at that!!!

So this gave me a cool idea, that sparked some convo with the lady ninja.Ketchup Packets was born. Hold up, wait? Why the fuck is it called Ketchup Packets?!?!

You know how when you go to Mickey D's and Susie Whothunkit dumps two handfuls of ketchup packets on top of your dollar fries and double cheeseburger(No pickles, no onions, please.)? Who the fuck needs that much tomato sauce for such small portions?! That's the same idea behind this free beat-mix. Who the hell needs over 500 beats that aren't being rapped on? Not me! So I wanna do something cool. Something unique. Something remarkable.

Here's the gist of it. This project is a 16-track beat-mix directed mainly at starving emcees and DJs who need quality instrumentals at an extremely low price(free!).I'm giving these joints away for emcees to use on mixtapes, to write to or just pop in the deck to just vibe with. DJs can use the beats for radio drops or to keep the crowd hype during sets! This is a really diverse set of instrumentals. But it gets better. This is a hand selected, personally crafted mix of instrumentals chronicling my journey through production techniques. It shows my growth, dedication, individuality, personality, musical tastes and so much more.

Like most of my peers, I'm a sample junkie! Say what you want but that is the cornerstone of hip-hop music, creative sample usage. Some of the artists featured in this set are No doubt, The Doors, Teddy Pendergrass, Lou Rawls, The O'Jays, Amerie, The Notorious B.I.G. and many, many more! Genres include hip-hop, rock, r&b, pop, soul and jazz. This project is a smooth and comprehensive blend of all these influences. All beats were produced using the FL Studio 8 program on a Dell and a Gateway PC.

This is definitely something I'm standing behind. I hope some more of ya'll can stand behind me as well. So I hope you enjoy! The download will be up by the end of the week, so get it while it's hot(which is ALWAYS)! I love ya'll!

PEACE TWO FINGAZ

SLEAZE - KETCHUP PACKETS VOLUME ONE

Ketchup Packets Is Coming!

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