Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts

Tuesday

Ketchup Cake


Ran across a slamming recipe for Ketchup Cake. That's right! Cake flavored with the red stuffs. Would you eat it? Recipe below, and oh yea, ketchup.

GREAT CANADIAN HEINZ KETCHUP CAKE

The commemorative cake from Heinz tastes much like carrot cake and makes 12 servings.

CAKE INGREDIENTS:

2 cups (500 mL) All-purpose flour
2 tsp (10 mL) Baking powder
1 1/2 tsp (7 mL) Ground cinnamon
1 tsp (5 mL) Baking soda
1/2 tsp (2 mL) Each ground nutmeg and ginger
1/2 cup (125 mL) Heinz Tomato Ketchup
1/2 cup (125 mL) Water
2 tbsp (30 mL) Red food colouring
3/4 cup (175 mL) Butter, softened
11/2 cups (375 mL) Dark brown sugar, packed
2 Eggs

FROSTING:

6 oz (175 g) Brick-style cream cheese, softened
3/4 cup (175 mL) Butter, softened
1 tsp (5 mL) Vanilla extract
4 cups (1 L) Icing sugar


Preheat oven to 350 F (180 C). Grease two, 9-inch (23-cm) round cake pans and line the bottoms with parchment paper. Stir the flour with the baking powder, cinnamon, baking soda, nutmeg and ginger into a bowl. Stir the ketchup, water and colouring in a separate bowl. Set aside. Beat the butter and blend in the sugar in a large bowl until smooth. Beat in the eggs. Add the flour mixture and ketchup mixture. Beat on low, scraping down the bowl as needed, until combined. Increase the speed to medium-high and beat for one minute. Divide the batter evenly between the prepared pans.
Bake for 30 minutes, or until the centre springs back when touched lightly. Cool the cakes for 15 minutes before turning onto a rack to cool completely. Frosting: Beat the cream cheese, butter and vanilla on medium speed for 2 minutes or until smooth. Gradually beat in the sugar on low, scraping the bowl as needed. Beat on high until fluffy.

Frost between the cake layers and over the sides and top of the cake.


Sauce from: Canada

Friday

Tuesday

Video: Fantasia getting LOOSE!



Fantasia getting it in. Truly a WOW video. Ketchup.

Sunday

Awesome! - Ketchup Cookies



No lie! These cookies are made from ketchup. maybe the buck stops here. Whole new way to think about "pink cookies"

You want the recipe right??? Check it out here.

Sauce from: David Lebovitz

Monday

Video: The Landlord



Will Ferrell can be hit or miss sometimes. He definitely scores with this vid. And Pearl is a star in the making! Ketchup.

Friday

Video: Dude with gun gets beat down



This is why thuggin' is stupid in '09. Dudes with no heart will always get the beatdown. Even if it's some skaters. Y'all member that scene from KIDS right?!? Leave da boarders alone!

Saturday

Video: Skating Babies



This ish is too stupid, but I admit I was cutting up with my daughter when we saw this.

Friday

Video: HipHopOfficial Special Message from House Shoes



Detroit's Hip-Hop Ambassador DJ House Shoes drops the science on why Charles Hamilton is a bitch. as if we needed to hear it again...

Saturday

Friday

Charles Hamilton - WTF? Video



I start my mornings off right! A bitch getting punched by a chick. She wack tho cuz she prolly fucked this nigga. But she get love for chin-checking that dude. Owwwwww.

Sauce from: 2dopeboyz

Saturday

5 Amazing Uses For Ketchup!

Shine your copper

Whether you have copper-bottomed cooking pans, architectural detailing, or shiny knick-knacks, forget mucking about with costly and potentially toxic metal polish pastes. Why not use some of those old ketchup packets stashed away in your kitchen drawers?

Here's a very simple recipe from Michael de Jong, TDG's Zen Cleaner and author of the Clean series of simple living books:

Massage ketchup over the copper and watch it dissolve the tarnish away (thanks to the acid). In the event that you have stubborn spots, add a pinch of table salt while you polish.


Get those auto parts gleaming

According to The Cymbal Book by Hugo Pinksterboer, some folks have seen decent results getting their cars to shine by rubbing with ketchup. The book notes that the condiment does a good job cutting tarnish, but not so well in removing dirt. Sounds like you may need a multi-step process, with some soap and water as well.

Give it a try and let us know if it works for you.

Fight Skunk Odors

If you've lived in a rural or even suburban part of North America, chances are you may have had a run-in with a skunk one night or evening. Or perhaps your dog has. Although some experts have cautioned that the technique may not actually work well (beyond a masking sensation), many people still swear by tomato juice as a way to remove potent skunk odor. Michael de Jong points out that in the event you don't have any tomato juice on hand you can try using plain ketchup instead.


Get back prettier hair from chlorine damage

According to de Jong, ketchup can also be used to correct limey-hair-highlights-gone-green, which can sometimes occur from exposure to chlorine found in swimming pools (another good reason to check out natural pools as a refreshing alternative).

How? Restore your normal hair color -- or at least the one you paid dearly for -- by applying full strength ketchup to your hair. Smoosh it in, let it linger for about 20 minutes and then wash it out thoroughly.

Soothe wounds

Unused ketchup packets pile up across America by the millions, as hurried diners and service staff often grab huge handfuls, only to end up using a few. Lisa posted over on Seacoast Online that she freezes leftover ketchup and soy sauce packets to use on her children's "small booboos and bumps." She claims, "The kids LOVE them." Apparently even the mere appearance of the packets often makes their hurts go away.

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Sunday

Video: Motherf#$!ing Gay Fish!



The hottest shit in the street. Motherf#$!ing Gay Fish!

Thursday

Video: Obama Hits The AIG Spot!



WOW OMG WTF FTW LOL @#@

Video: Kanye West sucks on stage



Kanye West can't remember his own bullshit. I'm with you Jayslim...Fuck 'Ye.

R.I.P. Magoo [Rumor]


"you know you dead, when this is the best picture I can find of you on the interwebs." -Sleaze


PEEP THE ILL EMAIL I RECEIVED THIS MORNING!!

Sources report that early Thursday morning rapper Magoo, real name Melvin Barcliff, was found dead in a hotel room in Portsmouth, Va. Hotel owners said that they checked in "Magoo" two days ago and hadn't heard anything from the resident since the check-in. The cause of death has not been determined. Surrounding the rapper was an MP3 player and a notebook. Writing within the tablet, showed the derangement of a musician, disillusioned by the industry that had "chewed him up and spit him out". Police were called because a hotel associate stumbled upon an unconscious man inside the room. The rapper was believed to be visiting Virginia for a recording session, though he had not had a record out in quite some time. More details to follow.



R.I.P. Magoo

Damn, What a waste of good beats. Although it says he died this morning, he died in my eyes 'spitting' the verse on this song.

Sleaze Edit: As the story goes, Magoo is not dead. I think....

Monday

Video: Fanmade Zelda Vids

ZELDA DAY!

Some fan-made comical videos depicting Link-like activity. Also, you should hear alot of the music I used to create The Ocarina of Rhyme. Have fun!


Zelda Video


The Legend of Zelda: Lost



Zii (Legend of Zelda Lost 2)


The Legend Of Zelda - A Link To The Smash (Part 1)



A LINK (pun intended,) to the rest of A Link To the Smash Series...

Thursday

Video: BBC Monkey Special



Monkey Wars. Learn something bout my cousins...

Monday

Video: Mike Epps - "Big Girls"



I don't know how old or new this is... Just saw it and couldn't stop laughing. I love me sum bigg'uns.